Why not a flaming marshmallow We could give the victim one of those silver fire suits and keep him on a short chain say 5 to 10 feet long so he can dodge and not run

 

 

By the way i was a target once at the lake they have what is called a tequila golf tournament. Me a steel army helmet and a 12 pack of beer in a 2 man boat(this is something most would not do sober) about 50 to 100 yrds out on the lake and let them try to hit you with the golf balls they usually take a window or two out from passing boats

who dont pay attetion to me waving and hollering they just say look at the drunk withe the army helmet on the crash there gose a wind shield

got to love rich drunk golfers

Ok. Thats funny!!!

 

If we can keep the thing afire then its something that we just HAVE to try!

 

My dad was telling me about the spud gun that he and the rifle shooting club were firing at the local range:

Spud guns fire potatos from a PVC or ABS tube (plastic plumbing tubeabout 3" diameter)

 

One set of guys would fire the thing with a mortar-style trajectory ("pop-fly" for you non-military guys) and the other team would try catching it with baseball gloves. Nutty.

 

Sounds fun though, I wanna try it.

I don't think you could make a marshmellow big enough to work because the outside is cooked and the middle marshmellowy. It would probably twist and spin too much in the air. Now how about a ballon filled with Brazilian banana puree? It would boost Laureen's sister's sales AND be great to watch. We could unleash the guy from his chain a second before the thing hits and let him run and call it the banana split.