A huge home made marshmallow?

I was thinking of a shiled too...and if you want, I have a recipe for homemade marshmallows....

Sheilds and marshmellows do not go great together like peanut buter and jelly. You need something more solid like frozen chickens.... :D

frozen chickens are not soft...plus, you'll spread salmonella or something when they thaw....

Around here the wild critters would eat them first.

Saw two huge beautiful coyotes today in the fields but they never come in to the yards or our pastures.

Maybe because we leave food for them in their areas.

Im liking the huge marshmallow idea.

 

Bet you could make it so that it had the consistency of those disgusting orange sugar mashmallow peanuts that grandma offered you at Christmas time- kinda hard but squishy... yeah, a blob of that shit about as big as a TV would work. Whadda mess, though...>splat!< The poor sap would look like he got attacked by the tangerine stay-puft marshmallow man. Shield or no shield.

 

Thats good. Were going to have to do this. Is that stuff biodegradeable? Im not cleaning the yard afterwards... yuck.

I think the stuff will melt but the animals wont eat it, I don't think.

or they will run around all wild and rabid-like from the sugar high...

Now theres a thought, how much will the target ingest when hit? Untie him and let him run about dodging the vollies of missiles.

Thats nasty.

 

ok. so what else could you fire?

 

Im trying to come up with whaat would be the most outrageaous thing -

Im kinda thinking a blow-up doll filled with kerosene - malotove cocktail style.

 

the frozen chicken thing is funny but I suppose only if you were trying to break down someone elses house.

 

I have a noisy neighbor - one Id love to launch for real. (Skanky $%#!!) gatta come up with something good to hurl...