Forgot to tell you, Duncan...I'm opening up a Spa in the moat area...you know, the mud baths and all that. The trick is to enter the mud bath at a high velocity to scrape off all that dry, cracked skin. Then natural leeches eat off the dead layers while gars handle the manicure. What? It'll be a sell out!!!

You can do laundry while you wait....

freak.

Employee discounts.....

You go first

I've been twice already...

and you looked so good doing it too...poetry in motion

See? Poetry. I'm not a total Barbarian....

You're a kind and sensitive Barbarian.

 

 

I need to go be sick now.

My work here is done.

Have a beer....slainte!